Eva Mendes is the newest ass of PETA's "I'd Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur" campaign. She's appearing in a saucy new campaign, centered around her juicy booty. Previous nudists against fur included Alicia Silverstone, Pam Anderson, Christy Turlington, and Christina Applegate. Who do you think had the most air-brushing? I'm going with Pam, she's looking like twenty five miles of bad dirt road lately. Eva says she was turned on to the animal activists fight against tacky coats when she wore a fur wrap to her first movie premiere. It was sent to her by a publicist, and the inevitable letter from PETA followed. In it, they promised that if she kept wearing fur, they would skin her first child and wear his or her pelt to THEIR next movie premiere! A sufficiently fearful Mendes agreed but played it off as being "impressed" and "vowed to them and myself to never wear real fur again." Well, yeah, because your kid's going to look kinda weird without dermis. Just playin', PETA didn't say that to her but there was a letter. And you know they'll take it there someday. Those bitches are crazy! Eve does think wearing a chinchilla says "you're ignorant", though. True.
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