Hot on the heels of Christina Aguilera finally manning up to the fact that there is a being all up in her pelvis, Jennifer Lopez is conceding. She fought the good fight, but she simply couldn't hold out any longer and admits insemination. The announcement came on the last night of her tour with husband/unfrozen caveman troubadour Marc Anthony:
The video is horrifying. Watch in terror as J. Lo and her he-concubine take the stage, beaming down on their yelping minions. For one excruciating minute they stand there, like a Puerto Rican Eva Peron and her lapdog. Instead of opening her mouth and imploring her serfs to cease crying for her, she instead beamingly admits that she let the corpse next to her ejaculate inside of her. Her disciples erupt into a deafening howl of victory. Unto them a king shall be borned! Pay particularly close attention to the plaintive wails of the woman holding the camera. J. Lo's pregnancy announcement has made her life, and it's chilling. Congratulations, Lopez, you crazy fucking Creme de la Mer-coated harridan. Tiny Balenciaga onesies and emerald-encrusted pacifiers await.
The first official TV spot for Britney Spears‘ new album, ‘Blackout’ — the album the world has been waiting for (or so says the commercial) — which is being “rush-released” October 30th.”
On this day in 1961, the movie version of the Broadway musical West Side Story opens at New York’s Rivoli Theater. The musical, featuring music and lyrics by Leonard Bernstein and Stephen Sondheim, retold the story of Romeo and Juliet but set the action in contemporary New York. In the story, star-crossed lovers Maria and Tony are torn between their feuding cultures: Maria’s brother leads a Puerto Rican gang that is at odds with Tony’s Anglo gang. The movie won 10 Academy Awards, including Best Picture, Director, and Supporting Actor and Actress